Funniest pregnancy story?

So I was listening to the radio here today, and they were having people call in about their funniest pregnancy story, so I though it would be a fun topic. So lets hear em! Mine, I was 9 months pregnant, due in like a week, my parents and my SO and I went on a double date. We went and saw this comedy show called "defending the caveman". Very cute, very funny, very true. So my dad had called to get the tickets and ask how funny the show was. He told the lady on the phone that I was 9 months pregnant (my dad is a huge jokester). So the lady on the phone asked if I wanted a plastic bag! Like in case my water broke from all the laughing. So we get there and my dad goes to get the tickets, and reminds the lady who he is. She asks yet again, if I wanted a plastic bag. It was actually really funny. So spill yours!